Right, so I haven’t written anything in a while. Don’t worry, I’m writing now!

So yeah, I was gonna take a bath last night. A long nice bath with bubbles and derally hot water and all that is nice about having a bath. And I did and it was well nice and I felt all relaxed and tired and was ready to go to bed and fall asleep like a log. Unfortunately I’m never that lucky. Yes, filling the bath and sitting in it went just fine and dandy, but emptying it is a whole other story.

So I stand up and pull out the plug in the bathtub and start washing my hair. When I’m done with this I try to step out of the bath only to notice that there’s as much water on the floor as there is in the bathtub, which is a lot. That wouldn’t have been too bad if there was just water on the floor. It wouldbhave gone away eventually, but no. Of course there also had to be a big pile of laundry on the floor, sucking up all the dirty bathwater. Nice! So no sleep for me.

I get in there with a mop, move all the wet clothes away, try to shove all the water towards the drain and slowly slowly it goes down. Good job! Then I went to find sme of that stuff you put in drains to remove stoppages and that, but tbh I don’t know if it worked. We’ll just have to see then hext time I have a bath.

Then I went to bed with my book. (His Dark Materials) And as it turns out ot’s so good I couldn’t stop reading. I finished the whole first book and thought to myself “maybe I should just have a little peek in the second one”, but then I came to my senses and realised it was 5 in the morning and turned the light off.

As for the mailman. I’m convinced he has it in for me. There’s two letters now that I know should hav arrived by now that hasen’t. I’m figuring he’s just not giving them to me. Why eould he do that, you ask. Well, I was really annoying and didn’t empty my mailbox properly for a long time and it was always stuffed with newspapers. I’m thinking that he just got really annoyed with that and is now not giving me my mail anymore. He looks like tha kind of person that  would do that. I’m paranoind, but I’m not getting my letters either so it’s gotta be something.  Grrrrrrrrr!